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PSA: If you're playing Soul Calibur 6 online, there's a legitimate chance you'll be running into giant lizard penises

Amongst other varieties

Posted by John 'Velociraptor' Guerrero • October 19, 2018 at 9 a.m. PDT • Comments: 87

I jumped on for work this morning excited to see all the new Soul Calibur 6 launch day tech the community has thus far uncovered, but instead I got three foot long Lizardman penises... because of course I did.

The potential for creativity knows no bounds in SC6's character creator, as players can make Taki look like Chun-Li, turn Astaroth into Bane, or make Geralt of Rivia uniquely your own, or you can pick make a Lizardman with Voldo's moveset, give him a giant phallus and do his bridged humping technique on repeat.

The game comes with a "T" rating, the video game equivalent of a "PG-13," but that ESRB blurb that we've seen so many times our eyes don't even register it anymore is truer now more than ever: Online interactions not rated by the ESRB.

If you're old enough to remember playing Link or Yoda in Soul Caliburs past, this is probably something that would simply get the five year old in your heart to laugh. If you have actual five year olds running around and playing, you may wanna think twice before letting them jump online.

The art of the custom Soul Calibur penis isn't new by any means, as players have been doing this since 2012's SC5. In fact, there are very easy to find tutorials that teach you precisely how to make your very own on YouTube.

If you're still reading this, you don't have to pretend like you're not just here to see what it looks like anymore. Check out the NSFW work of art by clicking the thumbnail below. Seriously, this is super NSFW...


Click image for animated version

Thank you to Johnick for sending in this crucial addition to your daily fighting game news.

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