'I wanna rage all night, all day!' - The Primal Rage end credits theme is quite possibly the cheesiest video game track we've ever heard

Posted by Steven 'Dreamking23' Chavez • June 30, 2014 at 7:26 p.m. PDT | Comments: 40

Primal Rage, a series now about 20 years old, has been making headlines here in the year 2014 due to Galloping Ghost Arcade's recent acquisition of the Primal Rage 2 prototype -- one of only two in existence.


Today, the writers over at Destructoid stumbled on to something that many of us, (including myself), have never had the honor of hearing; something terribly, terribly awesome.

In this story we have the original Primal Rage's ending credits theme. If you're curious as to what this could possibly sound like, just think cheesy 80's hair metal... an 80's hair metal band singing about rocking and raging at all hours of the day.

Editor's note: This post is absolutely, 100% intended as a humorous piece. If you find yourself too serious to enjoy awful video game music -- music so bad that you just have to listen to every painful second of it -- you may want to skip this one.

Proceed at your own risk.
Thanks(?) Destructoid for bringing this to our attention.
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