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ScrewAttack's Death Battle: Felicia vs. Taokaka

Posted by Jonathan 'Catalyst' Grey • March 29, 2011 at 9:25 a.m. PDT
ScrewAttack's latest entry in their Death Battle video series pits Felicia of Darkstalkers fame against Taokaka from BlazBlue. This isn't going to be everyone's cup of tea, but if you've enjoyed past entries in this series, you'll probably like this one too.

Comments

zombiebrian said on March 29, 2011 at 10:07 a.m.

lol i still say felicia could kick her ass

#1
Hakansoilbarrel said on March 29, 2011 at 10:12 a.m.

(I think Catalyst likes tea.)

#2
Ex_Ein said on March 29, 2011 at 10:15 a.m.

Taokaka is actually up there especially with her near insanity.

#3
MALDA said on March 29, 2011 at 10:18 a.m.

(This user was banned.)

#4
Ex_Ein said on March 29, 2011 at 10:20 a.m.

CROWDED DOWNTOWN DURING THE HOST GATOR AD

#5
Cammystrike said on March 29, 2011 at 10:24 a.m.

I think Felicia would have won, meh whatever it was still entertaining.

#6
Catalyst said on March 29, 2011 at 10:26 a.m.

@Hakansoilbarrel

You know, I'm actually not a big fan of tea. I do like Arizona tea, the one they sell in those huge cans, but I haven't had one in a long time... err... yeah.

#7
FroggyMan77 said on March 29, 2011 at 10:29 a.m.

Oh hell. A character battle? That's just begging for a slew of arguments. Some pretty decent sprite animation, though; I didn't expect them to actually make a fight.

I'd say they had an accurate depiction of who the winner would be, though.

#8
ButterKnife said on March 29, 2011 at 10:40 a.m.

Tao is way better. Felicia is one of the least interesting Darkstalkers characters. I wish her sex appeal wouldn't keep giving her the edge over everyone else.

#9
BlackHart said on March 29, 2011 at 10:59 a.m.

Kratos VS Spawn???

daaaaaaammmmmmmmmnnnnnnnnnnn

#10
J said on March 29, 2011 at 11:04 a.m.

Catalyst and Tea is a terrible match-up.

#11
ury said on March 29, 2011 at 11:27 a.m.

LOL, The Catalyst Tea battle.

In one corner Arizona Iced tea. tall and cool known for it's ability to not only quench your thirst but also ensure increased restroom visits....

And in the other corner, a simple cup of warm tea. But poured in a shimmering porcelain cup with layered gold trim complete with matching saucer.

Who would win? Who would reunite and inflame Catalyst's long lost and unrequited love for his delicious tea?

I been drinkin', and it aint been tea...

#12
x_Who_Is_Alpha said on March 29, 2011 at 11:28 a.m.

I heard Catalyst vs Tea is a 7-3 matchup in favor of tea.

#13
hugeratjar said on March 29, 2011 at 11:33 a.m.

lol at felicia getting halved.

#14
Ex_Ein said on March 29, 2011 at 11:36 a.m.

Arizona Tea rocks a 7-3 match up over half of the cast!

#15
GodPride said on March 29, 2011 at 11:59 a.m.

Marvel's Black Cat should have replaced Felicia for MvC3. Felicia's voice in all her games is just intolerable. Plus it would have left space for a more interesting Darkstalker character.

#16
Suppi said on March 29, 2011 at 12:02 p.m.

i bet Hsien-ko would win against Taokaka in a battle of throwing random things at one another.

#17
gtfopanda said on March 29, 2011 at 12:09 p.m.

I... don't think I get the whole tea thing.

#18
Catalyst said on March 29, 2011 at 12:35 p.m.

I can promise you this, Arizona tea totally dominates me, it's bad guys, 9-1.

#19
cvs said on March 29, 2011 at 12:36 p.m.

YAY! Taokaka WON!!!!!! :D

#20
Batsu said on March 29, 2011 at 1:11 p.m.

Felicia would beat that a$$ in a real fight.

#21
ChunLi said on March 29, 2011 at 1:16 p.m.

I love this series, and I would say that is preeeeety close to how it would have happened. (A break to chase a butterfly and everything. XD)

I would have expected a few ES or EX moves from Felicia tho, but an Astral Finish from Taokaka is fitting.

(/facepalm at "Tea" conversation, I love you guys. X3)

#22
juanrock said on March 29, 2011 at 2:26 p.m.

i thinks its an even fight, half of the time felicia would win and half of the time tao, but i have to give a slight edge to tao, some of her combos are freaking insane.

btw, spawn has no chance in hell against kratos, he owned the king of the underworld while spawn is just one of hell's minions (at least until the point i readed)

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#24
cvs said on March 29, 2011 at 3:18 p.m.

Spawn would own kratos.

#25
chunlishusband said on March 29, 2011 at 4:09 p.m.

Felicia is a sexy and cute catwoman and She's actually a real catwoman very skilled in battle. Once again! She's a real catwoman. Taokaka is merely a kitty. A wanna be catwoman taking on a real one? Gime a break!

#26
gam3fr33k said on March 29, 2011 at 4:33 p.m.

Kratos will destroy Spawn

#27
cvs said on March 29, 2011 at 4:47 p.m.

Spawn will destroy kratos and taokaka destroyed felicia.

#28
juanrock said on March 29, 2011 at 5:58 p.m.

@28

kratos will destroy spawn, and then have sex with both felicia and taokaka, after that he would go kill a god or something, is just the kind of thing he does

#29
Sektah84 said on March 29, 2011 at 7:05 p.m.

I want to see spawn and kratos. Kratos FTW!

#30
genesiskhan said on March 30, 2011 at 5:38 a.m.

i love felicia but toa would whoop the crap out of felicia serioulsy

#31
cvs said on March 30, 2011 at 12:43 p.m.

Spawn FTW!

#32
cvs said on April 14, 2011 at 1:58 p.m.

I knew spawn would win! :D

#33
TheSwedishElf said on April 21, 2011 at 8:23 a.m.

This video is so disgustingly biased against Felicia, it's not even funny.

- Where's their source for the statement that "the other Darkstalkers say she's the weakest"?
- Were they even aware that the whole nun thing is non-canon?
- Taokaka's such an idiot, Felicia could easily beat her thanks to that alone.
- Felicia hails from a series where she fights characters with blades all the time, and they think she'd lose?
- They think her being a kind-hearted showgirl raised by a nun makes her weak.
- Their bias shows as soon as they feel the need to say anyone who wants to do her is sick.
- Anyone who represents ANY Darkstalkers character with clips from that piece-of-garbage American Darkstalkers cartoon automatically loses all credibility.
- Listen to the apparent glee in the one guy's voice when Felicia dies.

Oh, and Spawn winning the Spawn vs Kratos battle is complete bullcrap too.

@22
Of course they didn't have Felicia use any of her EX moves, that would've required them to admit she could easily end this battle with a tie or Tao's defeat.

#34


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