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Wacky humor: Dhim's take on Abel's Breathless nerf

Posted — January 2, 2011 at 7:12 a.m. PST

Dhim has a new Street Fighter animation short revolving around Abel's nerfs in SSF4 Arcade Edition, specifically his Ultra 2, Breathless. Posting under the username nutsVSguts, this features the expected crotch kicking and exaggerated genitalia which this series is known for.

Tip from Judgment.

Comments

Mr_Clack said on January 2, 2011 at 7:16 a.m.

FINALLY! Some REAL NEWS!!

hellpyer said on January 2, 2011 at 7:17 a.m.

damn i was just about to send this in to event hubs hah. guess he beat me to it.

thefighter01 said on January 2, 2011 at 7:23 a.m.

LMFAO HAHA

Mr_Clack said on January 2, 2011 at 7:24 a.m.

Ouch...Abel got the EL FUERTE treatment!

Arrancar said on January 2, 2011 at 7:24 a.m.

Nerf Breathless thats nuts heheheh nuts get it.... *Haggar hits me in the head* :(

x_Who_Is_Alpha said on January 2, 2011 at 7:27 a.m.

Damn that was hilarious xD loved the last part where he nerfs cammy for the hell of it.

Birdie said on January 2, 2011 at 7:40 a.m.

SSF4AE has too many nerfs in the areas I don't want or need nerffed, with very little on the positive side for me to even care about. I didn't keep up with alot of the changes on certain characters, but nerffing Abel just takes the fun out of him for me. I don't play him heavily, but I WAS just beginning to have more fun with him in SSF4, as of late.
By the time MVC3 comes out, I believe SSF4 and AE will just collect dust in my library.

MetroCityPub said on January 2, 2011 at 7:49 a.m.

Jesus the guy who made this seriously has some crotch fetish. I almost thought this flash has nothing to do with crotch kicks. Enjoyable flash nonetheless.

songman said on January 2, 2011 at 7:52 a.m.

i like the last part where cammy normal moves got a buff and abel nerf was needed. HE didnt even need a buff in Sf4. he was already strong.

MetroCityPub said on January 2, 2011 at 7:54 a.m.

That bit with Haggar as the nerf guy just did it for me. Hilarious.

#10

SpinRyu said on January 2, 2011 at 8:10 a.m.

Street Fighter II The Satire Edition sounds way better.

#11

Thirtyfour said on January 2, 2011 at 8:11 a.m.

Abel has nice hips

#12

Bushinryuken said on January 2, 2011 at 8:12 a.m.

"Burt Reynolds called. He wants his porn mustache back."

LOL. That line was easily the best!

#13

Mr_Clack said on January 2, 2011 at 8:16 a.m.

Similar style with Makoto and YUN!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IIcenm...

#14

irrenmann said on January 2, 2011 at 8:22 a.m.

Apparently, if I ever make any violent sex fetish videos, I should be sure to put a Street Fighter character in them so they get more hits

#15

RoggingCamp said on January 2, 2011 at 8:24 a.m.

"Posting under the username nutsVSguts, this features the expected crotch kicking and exaggerated genitalia which this series is known for."

And somehow ends up newsworthy. Please, never post this talentless hack's BDSM fetish crap again.

#16

SethGravijah said on January 2, 2011 at 8:34 a.m.

Fun !
thx

#17

peacepilgrim said on January 2, 2011 at 8:34 a.m.

This was really funny. I enjoyed the Haggar bits lol

#18

Supersf4 said on January 2, 2011 at 8:36 a.m.

lol's
Capcom had to hire Haggar to the job.
Final fight in arcades was one of the hardest games to clock.

#19

Existent said on January 2, 2011 at 8:48 a.m.

Sometimes the humor is hit or miss but this was ingenious.

#20

MALDA said on January 2, 2011 at 8:56 a.m.

(This user was banned.)

#21

Niah said on January 2, 2011 at 9 a.m.

i didn't know abel's ultra 2 knee's them in the balls...

#22

xXGods_ReconXx said on January 2, 2011 at 9:14 a.m.

LMFAO that was sooo unnecessary. No buffs for abel then random drop kick to the face lol

#23

NewOrleansFrog said on January 2, 2011 at 9:37 a.m.

At #16

I don't remember anyone forcing you to watch it. I'm sorry that it took up valuable space on YOUR site on a slow news day. I'll make sure everything that gets posted by Catalyst go through you first, princess.

#24

Kijui said on January 2, 2011 at 9:38 a.m.

As much as I hate this ultra, I actually liked this, in a appreciative SF fan kinda way, I mean, the cameos were just crazy.

#25

FREE1UP said on January 2, 2011 at 10 a.m.

lol this was completely original. I liked it. Chicks dont have balls though O_o

#26

Kenshiro said on January 2, 2011 at 10:11 a.m.

Thanx Cpt Obvious, hopefully Haggar drop kicked all the fruitness out of Abel. Though I doubt it.

#27

AcidGlow said on January 2, 2011 at 10:12 a.m.

lol

#28

juanrock said on January 2, 2011 at 10:13 a.m.

that was funny as hell, i usually dont think this dude's work is funny but he really outdid himself this time.

also, im affraid haggar will be overpowerded in mvc 3 after seeing this.

#29

J said on January 2, 2011 at 10:15 a.m.

Lol genitalia.

#30

Utils said on January 2, 2011 at 10:27 a.m.

A fetish video if I ever saw one.

#31

Von_Kunlun_BOOF said on January 2, 2011 at 11 a.m.

OMFG

MIKE HAGGER THE NERFMAN!!!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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#32

yes4me said on January 2, 2011 at 11:34 a.m.

I love eventhubs for these wacko funny news

#33

BlackHart said on January 2, 2011 at 12:01 p.m.

hilarious

#34

MadnessFamilyguile said on January 2, 2011 at 12:06 p.m.

Make an episode for Guile

#35

xShonuffx said on January 2, 2011 at 12:24 p.m.

ROFL Im still ROFL I can't stop OMG this is awsome!!!!!!

#36

xShonuffx said on January 2, 2011 at 12:30 p.m.

#16 Hey, I heard a sense of humor is cheap now a days, you should get some.

Oh and if Hagger is nerfing characters, who's gonna nerf him if he's in MvC3 and OP?

#37

PhinnyCupcakes said on January 2, 2011 at 12:34 p.m.

#16 is right. Eventhubs should post videos that have less to do with genitals and gay sex like this one, and more to do with the community. For instance, a good cartoon to report on is The True Bio of Justin Wong. What a great flick!

#38

Utils said on January 2, 2011 at 12:37 p.m.

^
Homophobia detected.

#39

PhinnyCupcakes said on January 2, 2011 at 12:42 p.m.

^
You're saying streetfighter vids are still awesome even if you slip some dicks into it?

#40

peacepilgrim said on January 2, 2011 at 12:52 p.m.

@ 39
Um, what gay sex parts are you talking about? And why bring up the topic of street fighter videos with dicks in them? Got something on your mind?

#41

PhinnyCupcakes said on January 2, 2011 at 1:05 p.m.

NO YOU LIKE THE DICK SHUT UP STOP

#42

cvs said on January 2, 2011 at 1:05 p.m.

lol

#43

cvs said on January 2, 2011 at 1:09 p.m.

@26 Balls or not it would still hurt a woman if kicked in that area.

#44

RoggingCamp said on January 2, 2011 at 1:10 p.m.

Well, hey, if this is how things go, I've seen awesome inflation, bondage, feet and muscle fanart on Deviantart. If Catalyst wants this displayed because it's SF related, how about I send in those pics? They're better drawn than this, anyway.

#45

xShonuffx said on January 2, 2011 at 1:13 p.m.

@43 Don't worry, we won't tell anybody you like cupcakes.

#46

Ex_Ein said on January 2, 2011 at 1:36 p.m.

I"m saying it; The ending theme was awesome, though I wish he'd get some real voice actors

NOW SCREAM
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!

Farewell Breathless, We hardly knew ye

#47

THE_GODDAMN_MASTER said on January 2, 2011 at 1:36 p.m.

I have yet to see a single one of that person's videos without a completely gratuitous punch/kick/elbow/freight train to the balls/woman-cave.
This isn't news, it most assuredly isn't humor, it's just...scary.

#48

Ex_Ein said on January 2, 2011 at 1:37 p.m.

RoggingCamp
but the animation is pretty up there for a non professional though and the music was awesome

#49

Masose said on January 2, 2011 at 1:44 p.m.

This was great, so many good moments.

#50

Boogityboy said on January 2, 2011 at 2:03 p.m.

o_O If Mike Haggar is in MvC3... who is going to nerf him!?!?!

#51

throughsilence said on January 2, 2011 at 2:10 p.m.

You guys should watch his other videos, they're funny as hell.

#52

xShonuffx said on January 2, 2011 at 2:24 p.m.

You could probably get away with playing this in the club if you remove the abel screams, well maybe. Definantly something to dance with your girl to. Just don't kick her in the cooch tho.

#53

Raven said on January 2, 2011 at 2:42 p.m.

Hahahahahaha!!!! This video is hilarious! omg

Lol at Abel talking about the porn tache.... xD

I loved the part where Cammy tells Abel to spam the hell out of it before it gets nerfed. Someone should nerf Capcom....lol

#54

Icytor said on January 2, 2011 at 2:56 p.m.

Lol i love how serious people are taking this. It is just comedy, not everone has to like it, and it really does show the nerfs and such, as well as mike hagger cameo being hilarious. Besides just because it's low brow doesnt mean it sucks, and if your complaining about it then why did you watch it?

#55

fart said on January 2, 2011 at 3:14 p.m.

haggar is OP

#56

OhYouDontSayThat said on January 2, 2011 at 3:21 p.m.

the artist clearly loves drawing dicks n balls.... but still funny.

#57

Ex_Ein said on January 2, 2011 at 3:40 p.m.

StopSpammingShoryuken
dude let me see something you animated

Boogityboy
Megman X

#58

NissanZaxima said on January 2, 2011 at 3:47 p.m.

While this was pretty funny Breathless is inferior to Souless excluding the Honda matchup. Only scrubs complained about Breathless as there were many ways around it. I only use Souless because its guranteed damage off a cr. HP.

Souless>>>>>>>>>>Breathless it is not even funny.

#59

xShonuffx said on January 2, 2011 at 3:57 p.m.

@61 People taking this so seriously, they have to hold their laugh in and pretend they are so serious. It's not even about what Ultra is better. Loosen your collar around your neck and laugh a bit, it's just a joke.

#60

Icytor said on January 2, 2011 at 3:59 p.m.

Amen Brother XD

#61

ScytheWP said on January 2, 2011 at 4:30 p.m.

He forgot to mention the Tornado Throw damage nerf.

#62

PropLeXed said on January 2, 2011 at 4:52 p.m.

ROFL, priceless.

#63

NissanZaxima said on January 2, 2011 at 5:53 p.m.

@62 I did say it was funny. But I think that the comments that are agreeing with Breathless being "OP" are even funnier.

#64

x_Who_Is_Alpha said on January 2, 2011 at 6:16 p.m.

@NissanZaxima

its better than both of my ultra's I can tell you that much...

#65

NissanZaxima said on January 2, 2011 at 6:25 p.m.

@68

It is not a bad ultra by any means. Soulless is just better.

You use DeeJay or something?

#66

PhinnyCupcakes said on January 2, 2011 at 6:37 p.m.

@64

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#67

DeadlyMoves said on January 2, 2011 at 7:10 p.m.

One word.... AWESOME!!!

#68

RenyNoise said on January 2, 2011 at 8:18 p.m.

Thats what happend to Sean :(

#69

SaikyoRyu said on January 2, 2011 at 8:33 p.m.

Why they nerf Abel? WHY!?!?!?

I mean, he didn't need any of the nerfs they gave him. The only reason breathless was viable was because it had a hit of focus armour and decent damage (and that's after the first damage nerf)...

#70

SpinningBirdKick said on January 2, 2011 at 8:42 p.m.

@71

/looms over PhinnyCupcakes dead, spam infested body

/camera dramatically zooms out from SpinningBirdKicks shaking fists

"WRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

#71

Ex_Ein said on January 2, 2011 at 11:35 p.m.

Kick in the d!ck
boot the cooch!

@SBK
You call that a cry
*DOSE Breathless on SPK*
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

#72

Ezkeleto77 said on January 3, 2011 at 9:10 a.m.

ouch! lol so sad but funny but true! poor Abel didnt deserve those nerfs same with el fuerete!

#73

Triforce said on January 3, 2011 at 10:13 a.m.

I bust my ass on my animations and my highest is about 30 K, stuff like this gets a million easily. :-(

#74

xShonuffx said on January 3, 2011 at 10:14 a.m.

@68 well you do that then, have fun. :)

#75

Zombie4u said on January 3, 2011 at 11:11 a.m.

Outstanding!!HAha Thanks for posting!

#76

x_Who_Is_Alpha said on January 3, 2011 at 12:28 p.m.

@NissanZaxima

I use Guy, so yes it is much better than both of my Ultra's xD

#77

sfaddict1299 said on January 3, 2011 at 4:04 p.m.

and yet again this is why i love capcom -__- my best character they brutally rape him, they might as well just keep buffing ryu and nerfing all the people the top tiers have difficulty with. lets be for real, not much people even use el fuerte for him to be raped same as abel and the rest of the unpopular cast. but then they rape these characters then in the next sf game they are going to boost them just to take it away i mean seriously whats wrong with capcom sometimes. i love their games but this whole nerfing and buffing? he got raped, i wonder if they will ever rape ken, ryu, chun li, bison, or balrog? i mean only 98% of psn users abuse those characters, but its okay i'll .live, no wonder people main ryu because bs like this happens. ryu ftw =)

#78

Mr_Clack said on January 3, 2011 at 7:24 p.m.

I bet 99% of Ryu scrubs online use him because they know that Capcom wont really nerf their mascot.

Also do you see what they did with Viper? All of the other SF4 newcomers were nerfed...BADLY, but since Viper is in MvC3 she was spared.

#79

sfaddict1299 said on January 3, 2011 at 9:27 p.m.

yeah man they nerfed every1. i hate ryu to be honest growing he was the man until i got my hands on this game. he's gay and literally all the newcomers including seth lol but atleast seth got some buffs not like the rest of them

#80

Blizer said on January 11, 2011 at 1:29 p.m.

@81 lol do you know how to use abel? did you at least read the nerfs he got? he has the same same damage and priorities on everything he is still ABEL. Only thing bad was the ultra damage nerf and other minor stuff you will get used to it in about 20mins. However if that comment was about u2 it's obvious what type of abel player you are mash wheel kick and u2? Not working whine the forums? Get a grip a learn the character ffs.

#81

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