Tip from Shffl and Rafael2487.
He he.. as if Capcom hired a game tester for free.
Good job Desk.
Chun-Li here with another report in Marvel vs Capcom 3.
It has been two months since the portal connecting the Capcom and Marvel Universes has been open, and things have really got serious between both of them.
Overnight, an unknown force only known as the "CapCops" sweeped the streets. A same occurrence happened the 22nd of March, when one of the "Big Three", Sentinel, has caught by the "CapCops" force. No one knows what this force is, but when it comes, things drastically change.
This was the same Sentinel who was interviewed during a brutal Akuma Infinite. We caught up with Sentinel since then, and he had this to say:
"SENSORS ARE NORMAL. SYSTEMS ARE UNDER CONTROL. DAMAGE OUTPUT HAS NOT CHANGED. SENSORS INDICATE SYSTEM REACHES CRITICAL DAMAGE MORE RAPIDLY. REPORT LOG INDICATES THAT WAS ONLY CONFIGURATION CHANGED. WHO WOULD DO SUCH A THING? SPINNY KICK TORTURE WAS ONLY ANNOYANCE. HEALTH REDUCTION WILL PAIN FOR A LIFETIME."
We saw our dear Sentinel fly off rather low to the ground, as if he had feelings of being sad. As we looked on, we spotted Akuma trying to practice his (used to be) Infinite, not since he was caught by the "CapCops" force. He refused an interview.
We caught up with Amaterasu and Zero, and it seems they were more than willing to talk about their experience with their changes.
Zero had this to say:
"First, I was accused of 'snapbacking my opponents to oblivion', (which was an HONEST mistake) and now my Sougenmu just ENDS when I snapback at all now? Where is the logic? Is this my 'punishment'? This can't be happening! There's no reason for me to go on!"
("HOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWLLLLLLLLLLL!")
"Oh, Ammy said that she misses her Infinite against me. It's okay tho, I'm not mad." *Pat pat*
We left them on that note, although we could have sworn we heard Zero shout something as soon as we were a block away. Our cameraman stated he heard "What am I fighting for?"
This just in!
Just to claify, any sightings of Jill Valentine riding in on Hulk has been reported as false. I repeat, ANY sighting of Jill riding Hulk is FALSE.
For the last story of this report, we met up with the one, the only, Captain America. As many are aware, he had one heck of an infinite with his shield slash, but that was taken away by the "CapCop" force as well.
"Soldier...if the battlefield has taught me anything, it was that you should never take anything for granted. One minute you are here, the next you're not. For as long as I'm standing, I will continue to fight. Do you see this A on my forehead? DO YOU THINK THIS 'A' STANDS FOR FRANCE? NO! I fight for the Red, the White, and the Blue! As long as I have my shield, I have nothing to fear! The CapCops can take away my Infinite, but they cannot take away my spirit!"
A tear-jerking speech, indeed. Defeat is an unknown condition of battle to Captain America, and he bid us farewell after his interview.
That is all for this report, Chun-Li signing off!
Breaking news!
It seems we have a clear picture of what the "CapCops" force is! Our very own Peter Parker sent in this picture-
*Crash*
What the-
Who is here?
...Deadpool?!
"Hey, Officer Deadpool here! Just to clarify, any report of Jill riding me is TRUE! 100% TRUE! She mounted me and I told her she pressed the wrong button. Hah...get it? GET IT!?! She didn't, and I ended up with a twisted neck. Don't worry, she'll be back..they always come back."
...Chun-Li, here, back. It was a hoax, now back to your regular programming...
@#1 I agree, good to see Capcom keeping an eye on these issues and responding with quick fixes.
Also, Chun-Li's 'infinite' isn't technically an infinite. If I'm not mistaken you need to do 2 upward aerial exchanges in order to bring your opponent to the top of the stage, where the real infinite takes place, so all your opponent has to do to break the combo is hold up and mash S.
@3
Man, I was really hoping you'd end your Zero portion with 'WHAT AM I FIGHTING FOOOOOOOOOOOOR!?' XD
Greatest post ever nonetheless.
The Man Who Broke Capcom.
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"Soldier...if the battlefield has taught me anything, it was that you should never take anything for granted. One minute you are here, the next you're not. For as long as I'm standing, I will continue to fight. Do you see this A on my forehead? DO YOU THINK THIS 'A' STANDS FOR FRANCE? NO! I fight for the Red, the White, and the Blue! As long as I have my shield, I have nothing to fear! The CapCops can take away my Infinite, but they cannot take away my spirit!"
FOR FREEDOM!STARS AND STRIPES
IF Capcom really did know before hand. How come none of the glitches in the patch are NOT known to us by the time they are out.
Ex. If they patched Shuma/Trish glitch BEFORE we saw it, Capcom can say something like that.
but it's ALWAYS AFTER we see it.
@14
It could be because it costs them money every time they want to patch the game. So if people aren't exploiting a bug thats in the game then they don't see it as worth patching.
Either that or Capcom is just lying about knowing about the glitches.
Either way its pretty safe to assume that whenever the players find a bug Capcom will patch it pretty soon after words.
Props to him for discovering all this stuff in the first place. And what a great age we live in, where glitches can be patched that quickly and easily.