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Hahaha!!!! Never knew Adon was a cross between Robin Hood and a jaguar! And Dan was one of the strongest characters in A2. This review was LEGENDARY! Of course everyone was disappointed that Dhalsim didn't look like his movie version!! Ahahaha.
"Protip: Hold away from your opponent to block." Almost right up there with the shoot the cyberdemon until it dies.
OF COURSE! That's what my game has been missing... I obviously need more kicks!
I love alpha 2 due to the fact it had one of the best programmed shin akuma and sagat in history the performed incredible combos and fits. Like drangon punching your level 3s in the middle of it's progress. Me and my friends used to gather around and pass the pad as shin akuma beats us round, if only capcom could take after that kind of a.i. Yo! Catalyst get message to capcom, with love from nigeria.
I Like how the guy uses the movie as his point of reference for all things street fighter.
Another thing I need sodom and rolento in ssfiv, I used to main rolento in sfa3 and friend mained sodom, he was evil, but now he doesnt play sf any more since cvs2, but he says he needs sodom, trust me, we have a bunch of players down here. Thanks cat. Hope this info. Gets to capcom.
at @14
Who? the reviewer? nah, trolling didn't exist back then... or it did?
DSP's father?
ohhh...thats why charlie is not in sf4,hes Blanka!!
"Adon is a cross between Robin Hood and a Jaguar" WTF?! was this guy smoking crack?!
That has to be both the worst and best review EVER! lol
If anyone didn't know Dan is one of the best characters because he has long legs...
Wow I remember this review! This guy used that live-action Street Fighter movie to make people think that Charlie is Blanka.
First off, check the names:
Charlie Nash
Jimmy Blanka
Different people, man.
Second, both Blanka and Charlie appeared in Alpha 3. And Charlie sacrificed himself by holding Bison in order to save Guile, once the explosives that Chun-Li planted went off.
Other than that, dude really needs to research the storyline next time...
To do combos press:
2 Kicks + Punch
Pro Tip: Take the difficulty down to one star then move down and make it one round. Now you can see all the endings without having to learn the combos.
Oh my God ~~~ This is one one the best reviews ever !!! ^_^
" Characters with strong legs are generally better " ^_^
Wow, you guys are a bit slow.
Gaming in The Clinton years is pretty much infamous for his terrible reviews. He said SF EX was the best in the series, bashed the crap out of SSB, Goldeneye, and Yoshi's Story, and in fighting game reviews all he talks about are the endings. That and he thinks some Rugrats game was one of the best ever.
Man, a while back me and a friend were going to make a parody called "Gaming in the Caveman Years." Seeing this again just makes me want to go through with it...
cross between a ninja and a neanderthal?... yep that about sums up Akuma. lol. Only aesthetically of course! lol
its bad because of the ending scenes? LOL. wonder what he would think of ssf4
That whole video sounded like that fake show "Scandalmakers" from 'Arrested Development'. Complete with no attention to detail, and shoddy narration, just pure crap.
wow i dont know if this is the best or worse review ive ever seen.but i did learn alot.apparently akuma is a ninja neanderthal,adon is robin hood mixed with a jaguar,sodom is a robot,rolento is a mercenary version of the riddler,zangeief doesnt exist and dan has more powerful legs than sagat.my life will never be the same again.*proceeds to main dan*
somebody get this guy a damn clue lol. the fact dat he considers the live action movie canon to the actual story goes to show how much of a douche he is. who the hell let him review games to begin with?!
What a damned idiot. If I saw this back when it came out, I would track down this imbecile and kick him in the balls until there was blood in his stool, and then shove tiny slivers of bamboo fibers up, under his fingernails, THEN rip off the fingernails and break a few random fingers, just so he would have no use of just some of them, THEN give him papercuts between his toes and pluck his nosehairs out, one by one, BUT without getting a decent grip on each hair with the tweezers. -I'd give each hair a few "tries", so that there's only the illusion of relief between each hair plucking. Oh, and I'd make him eat the peanuts out of Justin Beiber's rainbow sherbet-colored sh*t, from a VERY fancy paper plate, but with his fingers, while forcing him to watch "Shark Boy and Lava Girl" on an IMAX screen in 3D, over and over until he pukes up fiberglass from other torture I have planned for him.
Oh, and I'd pour a jar of fire ants down his pants, after pouring honey in, beforehand.
omg i hate nativgtr reviews! lmao akuma's a ninja caveman...smh lol
@45 Go get some help, bro.
This review was fine. I'm surprised eventhubs calls THIS bad, when they call the tik-tok juri video FUNNY. Eventhubs is ran by some strange people.
@19 what the hell is wrong with you? thats nasty. Man -_- you have one crazy mindset
um 45 thats kinda pathetic to say that over a video review of a video game. Getting mad over a video that was made way back in the day. I recomend you get some help or try to grow up. Getting mad just because someone doesnt know some video game facts and backstory is unessecary and childish.
As I am reading other people comments, I must say I am really surprised at the amount of hate this is getting. robococky (Posted by robococky on December 13, 2010 at 6:05 a.m. #19) and Birdie (Posted by Birdie on December 13, 2010 at 9:09 a.m. #45), to name just a few are taking thing way too seriously.
If you don't like it, go make your own review, post it online and let's see how much better you can do. But you will probably not post it on youtube, because you are scared or because it is an OLD game.
This video took some time (editing and so on) and does not affect anybody life. At best, this video is supposed to be a comic relief. At worst, this is aimed at total newbies who have never touch a fighting game. Haters should seriously grow up...
@xshonuffx
Glad you seeing it should keep everyone else from seeing.
Wow Katana is a robot. Something I do not know haha.
I love these things. Brilliant! Favorite parts: 1) Fighters with powerful legs are generally the best fighters in the game. 2) Adon, who is like a cross between Robin Hood and a jaguar. 3) Sodom, a bulky robot freak. AMAZING!
(Lol, I want him to review Hakan: This guy is a lego character than was turned red and banished due to his obsessive love for oil.)
lol i wont lie. It took me awhile to realize I was being trolled. I was just baffled for quite some time in some form of shock and then oddly enough anger. Then he mentioned the old movie and i got furious (screwed with a part of my childhood).
This is too funny now.
That was the best review I've ever heard for all the wrong reasons. :P
hahaha awesome freaking great Set your game difficulty to one star and change the rounds to 1.
Epic fail
the guy who did these reviews intentionally made them bad.
that's the joke. I think it's absolutely hilarious.
for those who wish to contact the narrator....
http://www.icsolutionsllc.com/tv.htm
:P
I don't even know where he got the idea that Adon looks like Robin Hood in any way, shape, or form.
It's also funny the fact the reviewer uses the live action SF movie (With Van Dame) as the "real" SF storyline. I guess Charlie is also known as Billy as well and he's from Brazil and USA.
@76 that was George Wood, and that wasnt the only review he got horribly wrong
http://www.navgtr.org/id63.html
this guys contact info including e-mail, phone # and address are located at the bottom of this page
Simultaneously pressing two kicks and one punch only works for shotos. seriously the funniest thing ive seen in a long time. Brilliant.
Uh oh. Looks like ign has some competition for world's best reviews
OMG! Not even close. I want to stab this guy with an ice pick in the heart, while listening to a mexican explain orgys in french. Why?!
I've been using Dan off and on for years, and I usually lose...and now I realize why!
My mistake for thinking he was a weak, joke character. Now I understand that I simply throw too many punches with him. I've really gotta take advantage of those strong legs instead. Thanks for the pro tip!
According to this he ain't dead so now I don't know what to believe anymore.
My God, where do you start? WHERE DO YOU START???
You just know it's that guy playing. Jumping HK to sweep... so you don't have to learn the combos! He's not even linking them!
3:01 add that stage and the one after that to SSF4 AE..we want more stages! and characters!
I liked alpha 3. The only thing I liked about that entire video was the cool stage. With ryu and sagat fighting towards the end of the clip.
"And his legs are long and powerful", "It's all about legs, gotta have strong legs"... Sounds like this guy is a gay foot fetishist XD
lol.. um.. wow