Street Fighter: The Legend of Chun Li is set to hit store shelves on June 30th, but to get you 'hyped' up for the movie, DVDTalk posted an early review with *spoilers*.Thus enters the movie's best character. In fact, it may be the best character put on screen in the history of cinema.
I would watch several movies about Chris Klein's Interpol agent Charlie Nash, who gets called in to assist local detective Maya Sunee (Moon Bloodgood) when the slum-owner's bodies are discovered. Klein's performance is phenomenal. First off, no offense to the guy, but Chris Klein is not exactly a great actor, but on top of his already flawed performance instincts, he acts like he's imitating Keanu Reeves for a "Saturday Night Live" sketch. Upon seeing that Maya is his partner on the Bison case, he growls under his breath "I love this job," and, in a later scene, turns away from her to dramatically stare off in the distance (towards the camera) and gravely intone about Bison's criminal history. The performance is ridiculously silly, it's out-of-place in every scene, and, most of all, It. Is. Amazing.
Unfortunately this review still doesn't clear up if Vega (Claw) is mortal, immortal or from another planet, "because of the way he speaks!"
